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The Big Book of Vague Roleplay :
g-dice
DICE-MANIA
Dice-Mania - A game for 1 or more players. It can be enjoyed as a solo activity but much more exciting while part of a group.
Warning : Dice-mania is a game for true experienced roleplayers. Not for the faint hearted. For all those that have been gaming less than three years then turn back now. this game is not for you.
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STEP 1
The initial step is truly important to a full game of Dice-Mania [Hereafter known as DM]. You must gather the full list of players around a table, a round one works best though more eccentric designs have been known to work well.
Sit back and relish the feeling of impending DM glory. Take a deep breath. Enjoy. You are one with the dice and the dice are one with you. You are now ready to begin.
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STEP 2
Now into the breach. take out your dicebag. Not got a dicebag? Then you must leave right now. This is imperative. To continue you must have your own dicebag - WITH DICE.
At last, open your bag and let them roll onto the table, don't let them go too far, now is the moment of glory as you revel in the dice you have amassed over the years. Gem dice, marble dice, crystal dice, White Wolf dice, splinterdice, weighted-dice, unweighted dice, casino dice, Shadowrun dice, numbered dice, spotted dice, quest dice, lucky dice, purple dice, red dice, green dice, roller dice, golfball dice, the dice you found in an old boardgame you can't remember the name of, colours dice (note the 'u'), devil dice, monkey dice, battle dice, dragon dice, viking dice and the dice that's not actually a die but a small unmarked cube you threw in as a laugh.
Now glory in your collected wealth and eye up the other dice around the table you've never seen before and want with all of your greedy glory. Yes, you say to yourself, mine are so much the better than anyone else in creation.
You may relax. You are the Dice God.
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STEP 3
Finally, the last step.
Now you take a look at what you are doing with your mind open. Look deeply. Realise what you have become.
Now put them away and go to the pub.
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